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Meme I stole from Elisa.
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.
How does the world see me?
"Night Goat" - Melvins
(...great.)
Will I have a happy life?
"Bizarre Love Triangle" - New Order
(Well, god damn...I guess that's no?)
What do my friends really think of me?
"Nothing Better" - The Postal Service
(Yay!)
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Milk It" - Nirvana
(Is that a yes...?)
How can I make myself happy?
"Flat Out Fucked" - Mudhoney
(Well, god damn.)
What should I do with my life?
"Sabbath Prayer" - Fiddler On The Roof
(I shall convert to Judaism at this moment.)
Why must life be so full of pain?
"A Manic Depressive Named Laughing Boy" - Modest Mouse.
(I knew it...!)
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Kill Me Quickly" - Thrice
(...I'm that bad, huh?)
Will I ever have children?
"Little By Little" - Oasis
(OH, FUCK.)
Will I die happy?
"Beautiful" - Belle And Sebastian
(Sweet.)
What is some good advice for me?
"Pas Assez De Toi" - Manu Chao
(It means "Not Enough Of You" ... I don't know if that answers the question or not.)
What is happiness?
"When Flying Feels Like Falling" - From First To Last
(Right, I'll make a note of that.)
What's my favorite fetish?
"The Radiator Hums" - Cursive
(WHAT?)
How will I be remembered?
"Role Model" - Eminem
(Duh, I could've told you that.)
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Ookay. That was fun.
I'm watching Svengoolie right now.
SOO CHEESY. ARARGAEAGH. | 
